Warm outside, emotionally unavailable inside. The Dead Inside Hoodie turns dry humor into a bold alternative graphic hoodie made for low-battery moods, dark jokes and social meters stuck at zero. Cozy and warm with a relaxed unisex fit, it layers effortlessly into goth fashion, alternative clothing and dark streetwear for an everyday look with a sarcastic edge.
Cozy enough to hide in. Honest enough to mean it. If feelings knock, you’re not home.
FEATURES
Soft Premium Cotton Blend
Cozy Fleece Interior
Adjustable Drawstring Hood
Spacious Front Kangaroo Pocket
SHIPPING
Every piece is made to order to reduce waste.
Produced in the US or EU for faster local delivery.
Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping from: $5 (US) / €9 (Europe).
Free shipping on orders over $90.
Designed by NyxAbbey.
Original artwork. Created for modern mystics, alternative souls, and lovers of bold self-expression.
SIZE GUIDE
Our hoodies feature a classic unisex fit. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a hoodie you already own.
S — Width 51 cm / 20" · Length 69 cm / 27.1" · Sleeve 85 cm / 33.5"
M — Width 56 cm / 22" · Length 71.1 cm / 28" · Sleeve 87.6 cm / 34.5"
L — Width 61 cm / 24" · Length 74 cm / 29.1" · Sleeve 90.2 cm / 35.5"
XL — Width 66 cm / 26" · Length 76 cm / 30" · Sleeve 92.7 cm / 36.5"
2XL — Width 71.1 cm / 28" · Length 79 cm / 31" · Sleeve 95.3 cm / 37.5"
3XL — Width 76.2 cm / 30" · Length 81 cm / 32" · Sleeve 98 cm / 38.5"
HOW TO MEASURE
Width: Measure across the chest from side to side.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Sleeve: Measure from the center back of the neck to the end of the sleeve.
Measurements may vary by approximately ±3.8 cm / 1.5" due to manufacturing tolerances.
Warm outside, emotionally unavailable inside. The Dead Inside Hoodie turns dry humor into a bold alternative graphic hoodie made for low-battery moods, dark jokes and social meters stuck at zero. Cozy and warm with a relaxed unisex fit, it layers effortlessly into goth fashion, alternative clothing and dark streetwear for an everyday look with a sarcastic edge.
Cozy enough to hide in. Honest enough to mean it. If feelings knock, you’re not home.
FEATURES
Soft Premium Cotton Blend
Cozy Fleece Interior
Adjustable Drawstring Hood
Spacious Front Kangaroo Pocket
SHIPPING
Every piece is made to order to reduce waste.
Produced in the US or EU for faster local delivery.
Processing time: 1-3 business days.
Shipping from: $5 (US) / €9 (Europe).
Free shipping on orders over $90.
Designed by NyxAbbey.
Original artwork. Created for modern mystics, alternative souls, and lovers of bold self-expression.
SIZE GUIDE
Our hoodies feature a classic unisex fit. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a hoodie you already own.
S — Width 51 cm / 20" · Length 69 cm / 27.1" · Sleeve 85 cm / 33.5"
M — Width 56 cm / 22" · Length 71.1 cm / 28" · Sleeve 87.6 cm / 34.5"
L — Width 61 cm / 24" · Length 74 cm / 29.1" · Sleeve 90.2 cm / 35.5"
XL — Width 66 cm / 26" · Length 76 cm / 30" · Sleeve 92.7 cm / 36.5"
2XL — Width 71.1 cm / 28" · Length 79 cm / 31" · Sleeve 95.3 cm / 37.5"
3XL — Width 76.2 cm / 30" · Length 81 cm / 32" · Sleeve 98 cm / 38.5"
HOW TO MEASURE
Width: Measure across the chest from side to side.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Sleeve: Measure from the center back of the neck to the end of the sleeve.
Measurements may vary by approximately ±3.8 cm / 1.5" due to manufacturing tolerances.
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